today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
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“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”
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how to ride without a bus ticket in 2 easy steps:
I READ ABOUT THIS IN THE PAPER AT WORK TODAY AND I CAN’T BELIEVE THERE IS A GIF OF IT AND DEER ARE CRAZY AND WOW.
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Smewch.
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Gchat took away my ability to view my recipient’s active status and I basically feel like someone maliciously blindfolded me.
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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I’ll be doing a Reddit AMA **TOMORROW** @ 8 PM EST.
Don’t leave me hangin’.
Anthony Kiedis & Ione Skye
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