CHICAGO SUN-TIMES: "Freshman U.S. Rep. Joe Walsh,... →
The View From Inside a Pocket
This is a very special note I just wrote to our very special speaker of the house. Dear Speaker Boehner, I’m writing out of concern - do you have enough fresh air and sunlight there, stuck in the bottom of the pocket of big business? I hope you’ve made friends with your companions down there - your fellow Republicans, the lint and assorted change, a few receipts with uncountable...
On Being a Girl in a Band
Why do I take such offense in bands who have a lead singer who doesn’t play an instrument? And why is that offense so much greater when the lead singer is female, and the only girl in the band? Is that ingrained sexism? Or is it the perpetuation of the way-too-played out stereotype, that the only thing a girl is good for in a band is singing and being a sex symbol? Is this my own frustration...
Dear Body - Fucking fuck OFF already. I’m fucking sick of your bullshit. I want to be happy and healthy and I want to move freely and you’re getting in the fucking way. FUCKING STOP IT. I love you so much and I appreciate you every day and all I ask in return is to be able to use these goddamn opposable thumbs that supposedly make me evolutionarily superior. And use my arms. And feet...
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Arthritis makes opening those stupid keychain rings a bitch and 2/3rds. Now if only they made these for car keys, too. With big grippy handles!