onion escape plan

shitmartinsaysinhissleep:

Which side are you on?

Which side are you on?

I’m on the side with the code.

That’s the side I’m on too.

Do you know how we get out of here?

No, I don’t.

Do you want me to tell you the plan?

Yes.

Do you have any onions?

No, but I can get some.

How many can you get?

I think I can get three.

You disappoint me.

Okay, I might be able to get a dozen if I work really hard at it.

Okay. Meet me at the south gate.